Diplomat_Wagon
Hiding In The Bushes While
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great
seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she
liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it, "she replied, "especially the
tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they
were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well," she said," I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for
the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get
the quarterback!' Hel-LOOO! It's only 25 cents! I hate to think what they'd
do if it was a whole DOLLAR!
