Best Goldfish Joke Ever!

[beeper*71]

Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns, I'll drive."


I kill me! :bwuhaha::bwuhaha:

 

[barney]

:bwuhaha::xl::xl:

 

[Diplomat_Wagon]

:wtf:

 

[viking]

:bwuhaha::bwuhaha:

 

[XLR8R]

Geeeek!

 

[Dr.Jass]

Nice.


Here's a cute verbal one (doesn't really work in print):

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
"FSH"

 

[superbee_mopar]

I kill me! :bwuhaha::bwuhaha:

tease [smilie=f:



















:xl::toot:

 

[ORVIL]

good ones guys - keepem coming:bwuhaha:

 

[ORVIL]

Nice.


Here's a cute verbal one (doesn't really work in print):

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
"FSH"

FSH FOD.--- there are know brialle signs if your a blind FSH. IT,S all touch and go and sometimes you win and sometimes you lose. like this one if you are about 5 lbs. lighter and blind. --- spot that FSH

 

[superbee_mopar]

kinda looks like my ex wife :wtf::hmmm:

 

[BootHead]

kinda looks like my ex wife's :wtf::hmmm:

[smilie=i:

 

[beeper*71]

kinda looks like my ex wife's :wtf::hmmm:

That's some nasty fish right there....wouldn't want to eat it. :dgt:

 

[BootHead]

drive a tank through it?

 

[Dr.Jass]

kinda looks like my ex wife :wtf::hmmm:

What a coincidence! It smells like mine!!