ya gotta give up the Daisy Dukes!
SENIOR DRESS CODE
Many of ' Old Folks' (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering
near 50) are quite confused about how they should present themselves.
They are unsure about the kind of image they are projecting and
whether or not they are correct as they try to conform to current
fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets,the
following combinations DO NOT go together And should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Mini skirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
And last , but not least
13. Thongs and Depends
I'd argue against number 4 if she takes out the dentures. :shifty:
SENIOR DRESS CODE
Many of ' Old Folks' (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering
near 50) are quite confused about how they should present themselves.
They are unsure about the kind of image they are projecting and
whether or not they are correct as they try to conform to current
fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets,the
following combinations DO NOT go together And should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Mini skirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
And last , but not least
13. Thongs and Depends
I'd argue against number 4 if she takes out the dentures. :shifty:
