Ask a stupid question...

[dodgechargerfan]

I have a Labrador Retriever, and was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. The woman behind me asked if I h ad a dog? (Duh!) On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing behind her. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me? I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help as he
staggered to the door laughing.

 

[greg340 "GREGGLES"]

Thats to funny!!!!!!!

 

[Robertson_Tech]

gr8

 

[rav440]

:bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: :bravo:

 

[71ChargerRT]

:bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: :bwuhaha:

 

[ORVIL]

:bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: thanks----------- ORVIL[smilie=f:

 

[69.5CUDA]

the classics never die....they roam around the internet

 

[ORVIL]

WHEN asked that question i tell them the mother in law is coming for supper.. so one day my wife goes and buys the dog food and Linda at the counter says oh your mother is coming over for supper. my wife says no it,s for ORVIL he,s shareing living quarters with ROOFIE now...it took me a couple of days trying to figure out why she came in mad until i had to go to the feed mill for somthing and Linda says how do you like the dog house? and she told me what was said. -----won,t tell her anymore jokes now... my wife was nice about it - she asked me if i wanted warm water on the kibble-- she said i understand it makes good gravy. --- Roofie likes it.:bwuhaha: ORVIL

 

[BootHead]

the classics never die....they roam around the internet

:bwuhaha:

I think this where I tell my story of chewing dog food "samples" at the county fair spitting it out and declaring, in that not so quiet voice, "This candy tastes like dogfood!".

 

[71GTX]

rofl:banana: