Ah... somehow I got Duster out of Dart. And I'm not even drinking.
The last '75 Dart I had anything to do with was the Chicken Bomb test vehicle. Damned shame what we did to that car, considering it was probably the cleanest, most rust-free original A-car I've ever seen anywhere, never mind in the rust belt. Alas, it was a double-green /6 auto and A-cars were a dime a dozen so it was sent to the crusher for no good reason other than stench.