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A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say:
Red............cherry
Yellow........lemon
Green........lime
Orange......orange
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few minutes none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well"' he said, "I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother might sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Oh, my God! They're assholes!"
The children began to say:
Red............cherry
Yellow........lemon
Green........lime
Orange......orange
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few minutes none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well"' he said, "I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother might sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Oh, my God! They're assholes!"
