> An engineer from the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation died and
> went to heaven. At the gates St. Peter told him, "Since you've been
> such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world; your
> reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven."
>
> The Engineer thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to
> hang out with God."
>
> St. Peter took him to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
>
> The engineer then asked God, "Hey aren't you the inventor of woman?"
>
> God said, "Ah, yes."
>
> "Well," said the engineer," professional to professional, you have
> some design flaws in your invention.
>
> 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
>
> 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
>
> 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
>
> 4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust.
>
> 5. And finally, the maintenance costs are outrageous"
>
>
> "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
>
> God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and
> waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and
> God read it.
>
> "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to the
> engineer, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my
> invention than yours"
> went to heaven. At the gates St. Peter told him, "Since you've been
> such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world; your
> reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven."
>
> The Engineer thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to
> hang out with God."
>
> St. Peter took him to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
>
> The engineer then asked God, "Hey aren't you the inventor of woman?"
>
> God said, "Ah, yes."
>
> "Well," said the engineer," professional to professional, you have
> some design flaws in your invention.
>
> 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
>
> 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
>
> 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
>
> 4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust.
>
> 5. And finally, the maintenance costs are outrageous"
>
>
> "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
>
> God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and
> waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and
> God read it.
>
> "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to the
> engineer, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my
> invention than yours"
