Another Blonde Joke

Fishy

Fishy

Omnipotent Seaweasel
Blond jokes are always about women !!!!!


Like this one:

A blond has her BMW pushed into a gas station.

She tells the mechanic: "it died".

He works on it for a few minutes, and soon it's idling smoothly.

She asks:"What's the story?".

He replies: "Just crap in the carburator."

She asks: "How often?".
 

scroll...i used to be blonde.....














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a guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cure blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "you know, I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow pasener. So let's talk."
The blonde had just opened a book but she closes it and says "what would you like to discuss?"
He says "how about nuclear power?"
"ok" says the blonde. "that could be an interesting topic. but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff...grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out flat patty, and horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
 
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