Another Blonde Joke.......

[Moparlady]

THE BLONDE WHO MARRIED A CATHOLIC

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On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.

When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, 'It's Lent'​

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In tears, she sobbed, 'Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! Who did you lend it to,​

and for how long?'


:bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha:​

 

[Dr.Jass]

Uh... I'm confused. Why would a Catholic not consummate a marriage during Lent?

The definition of "making love": something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.

 

[68R/T]

Lent just means that you're not supposed to eat your meat on fridays. :huh: