Agenda for 2008 Democratic National Convention

[Stretch]

7:00 pm Opening flag burning


7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. in Spanish


7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast


7:25 pm Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton


7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging


7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast


8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet . Al Gore


8:15 pm Gay Wedding Barney Frank presiding


8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast


8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals John Kerry


9:00 pm Saddam Memorial Rally Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon


11:00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast


11:05 pm Collection of Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund Barbara Streisand


11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay Sean Penn


11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs William Jefferson Clinton


11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast


11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers Howard Dean & Rosie O'Donnell


12:15 pm "Truth in Broadcasting Award" Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore


12:25 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast


12:30 pm Satellite address by Mohmoud Ahmadinejad


12:45 pm Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi


12:50 pm Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of "the great satan", W. Bush


12:55 pm Hillary proposes a toast to our 89 million new Democratic Mexican voters


1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast


1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton


1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast


1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home.

 

[rav440]

:bwuhaha: , yet sad but true

be afraid be very afraid [smilie=2:

 

[Sweet Avengence]

7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:25 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home.

.....If only:helpme::bwuhaha:

Very funny, but so scary at the same time.

 

[giowest]

And Teddy and billery are coming here in 08:doh:

 

[68R/T]

Food for thought................
.....and a short quiz;

A little history lesson: If you don't know the answer make your best guess. Answer all the questions before looking at the answers. Who said it?

1) "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."

A. Karl Marx
B. Adolph Hitler
C. Joseph Stalin
D. None of the above

2) "It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few...and to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity."

A. Lenin
B. Mussolini
C. Idi Amin
D. None of the Above

3) "(We)...can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people."

A. Nikita Khrushev
B. Josef Goebbels
C. Boris Yeltsin
D. None of the above

4) "We have to build a political consensus and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own...in order to create this common ground."

A. Mao Tse Dung
B. Hugo Chavez
C. Kim Jong Il
D. None of the above

5) "I certainly think the free-market has failed."

A. Karl Marx
B. Lenin
C. Molotov
D. None of the above

6) "I think it's time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in (the) entire economy that they are being watched."

A. Pinochet
B. Milosevic
C. Saddam Hussein
D. None of the above

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Answers:

(1) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/29/2004
(2) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 5/29/2007
(3) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007
(4) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007
(5) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007
(6) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 9/2/2005

Be afraid. Be very, very afraid! :hmmm:

 

[giowest]

Thanks 68R/T
That phocking maniac scares the chit out of me[smilie=f:

 

[Sweet Avengence]

I figured it had to be Madam Hillary. She's about as Socialist as you can get................ I'm starting to get depressed y'all.

 

[Sweet Avengence]

That phocking maniac scares the chit out of me[smilie=f:[/quote]

I hear ya there!

I believe I heard something about her wanting to raise minimum wage up to $9.50 an hour? That'd put my butt right out of work. My employer wouldn't be able to stay in biz having to pay that wage to everyone just coming in. Took me 12 years to earn $9.00/hr.

Ok...need a laugh now......Well I guess if she does get into office, it'll be interesting to see what gown Bill wears to the inaugural ball

 

[66satellite]

I hear ya there!

I believe I heard something about her wanting to raise minimum wage up to $9.50 an hour? That'd put my butt right out of work. My employer wouldn't be able to stay in biz having to pay that wage to everyone just coming in. Took me 12 years to earn $9.00/hr.

Ok...need a laugh now......Well I guess if she does get into office, it'll be interesting to see what gown Bill wears to the inaugural ball

I think thats whos gown he would be in

 

[Sweet Avengence]

:doh: ..... I was thinking though....If she's the prez (scary), what the hell would he be? The First Man? Obviously not, because Hillary has his gonads!