Not A Duster
Well-known member
An elderly man in Saskatchewan had held a farm for many years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
and some apple and peach trees.
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.One evening the
old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a
while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in
his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked, or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast.....
and some apple and peach trees.
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.One evening the
old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a
while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in
his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked, or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral: Old men can still think fast.....
