A senior moment

68R/T

I got drunk and swallowed my teeth, now
A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.

"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,"
the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear.

"The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars...We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing.....and,"........

...... pausing to take another drink of beer.....

The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said,

"You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young.....so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shithead, what are you doing for the next generation?" :mad:



Age and treachory prevail again. :bwuhaha:
 
TRUTH BE TOLD

>>TRUTH WAS TOLD---I WAS ALWAYS TOLD TO LISTEN TO THE OLDER FOLK/ THIS WAY YOU WOULD KNOW HOW TO GET THERE AND RESPECT THEM AND RESPECT WHAT THEY SAY/------------SOMEWHERE IN LIFE A GENERATION MADE A WRONG TURN/ I HOPE THEY GET BACK ON THE RIGHT HIWAY-----LEARNING IS SOMETHING THAT IS GOOD IS GONE-WANTING IT NOW IS SOMTHING THAT IS DISTROYING US/ YOU GET SOME GOOD IDEAS FROM THAT GENERATION-I HAVE LEARNED ALOT FROM THE OLD MECHANICS AND USE IT ON NEW STUFF TODAY AND IT IS FUN TO STUMP THE KIDS--SAULOMON SAID IT BEST--THERE IS NOTHING NEW UNDER THE SUN--MEANING IT IS THE SAME STUFF JUST A DIFFERENT WRAPPER-----MMMMMMMMM-smiles-ORVIL[smilie=J: :Fresh Meds: -yahoooooooooo
 

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