danny_78Aspen
My mommy said I couldn't so
There's a married couple about ready to have sex. They are down to getting jiggy with it. Right before they start, the doorbells rings. The husband says, "Aww F#$%!! Honey go get it." So the wife puts on a bathrobe and goes the door. It's Beeper, their neighbor. He asks if her husband's around. She replies, "No not really, and were kinda busy right now." Seeing her on her robe, the wheels in his head start to turn and says, "Hey I went to Vegas and I got lucky so I have some cash to throw around. I'll give you 250$ to show me your rack." She hesitates but does it. Gives her the cash. He then says,"Mmmm nice, I'll give you 250 more to take off your robe bend over in front of me." She hesitates and does it again. So Beeper sees that they are busy and he takes off. The wife goes up and the husband asks who it was and tells him it was Beeper. The husband asks, "Did he give you the 500$ he owes me?"
