Moparlady
Well-known member
Ahem.......with apologies to our East Coast Nuts...... [smilie=f:
[FONT=Tahoma]It seems that Garys father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that day, they'd walk across the lake to the boat club for their first legal[/FONT]drink.
So when Gary 's 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Corky took a boat out to the middle of the lake. Gary stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned! Corky just managed to pull him to safety.
Furious and confused, Gary went to see his grandmother 'Grandma, it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?'
Granny looked into Gary 's eyes and said, 'Because, ya dumb arse, yur faudder, grandfaudder and great grandfaudder wuz born in January, you wuz born in July.
[FONT=Tahoma]It seems that Garys father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that day, they'd walk across the lake to the boat club for their first legal[/FONT]drink.
So when Gary 's 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Corky took a boat out to the middle of the lake. Gary stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned! Corky just managed to pull him to safety.
Furious and confused, Gary went to see his grandmother 'Grandma, it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?'
Granny looked into Gary 's eyes and said, 'Because, ya dumb arse, yur faudder, grandfaudder and great grandfaudder wuz born in January, you wuz born in July.
