MyBigBlockDodge
Screw it. Give me the red AND blue pills.
Little Johnny got a brand new set of building blocks for his birthday, and took them to his room so he could start building. After a few minutes his mother went to check on his progress and noticed he was just staring at the large pile of blocks in deep thought.
Whats the matter Johnny? his mother asked. Well mom, I'm not sure how to build this house I want. Well Johnny, maybe if you went around the corner and watched the construction workers who are building that new house you could get some ideas. Johnny thought that was a great idea and off he went.
Two hours later, he came home and went right to his room and dug into his project. About a half hour later, Johnny's mom came in to check on him again, and noticed he had built a beautiful house with his blocks. "You did a great job on that Johnny! I'm very impressed!
Johnny replied, "yeah, I guess it's OK" as he stepped back to admire his work. Hey mom he said, see that top block on the right? His mother replied yes.. what about it? Could you move that just a c*#t hair to the left for me? "What did you say?!!" said his mother... "that top block on the right, move it just a c*#t hair to the left for me.. it's off a little". His mother couldn't believe her ears. Johnny!! that is horrible language! You go outside and get me a switch right now.. you're gonna get a beating!!"
Little Johnny looked at her with a straight face and replied "go get it yourself, I ain't no f*#@ing electrician!"
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Whats the matter Johnny? his mother asked. Well mom, I'm not sure how to build this house I want. Well Johnny, maybe if you went around the corner and watched the construction workers who are building that new house you could get some ideas. Johnny thought that was a great idea and off he went.
Two hours later, he came home and went right to his room and dug into his project. About a half hour later, Johnny's mom came in to check on him again, and noticed he had built a beautiful house with his blocks. "You did a great job on that Johnny! I'm very impressed!
Johnny replied, "yeah, I guess it's OK" as he stepped back to admire his work. Hey mom he said, see that top block on the right? His mother replied yes.. what about it? Could you move that just a c*#t hair to the left for me? "What did you say?!!" said his mother... "that top block on the right, move it just a c*#t hair to the left for me.. it's off a little". His mother couldn't believe her ears. Johnny!! that is horrible language! You go outside and get me a switch right now.. you're gonna get a beating!!"
Little Johnny looked at her with a straight face and replied "go get it yourself, I ain't no f*#@ing electrician!"
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