A man appears before a judge...

[viking]

........one day, asking for a divorce.

The judge quietly reviewed some papers and
then said, "please tell me why you are seeking a divorce."

"Because," the man said, "I live in a two-story house."

The Judge replies, "what kind of a reason is that?
What is the big deal about a two-story house?"

The man answers, "well Judge, one story is '
I have a headache' and the other story is
'It's that time of the month.'"

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[Da-ho]

Have you ever noticed that -that time of the month comes twice a month? [smilie=a: [smilie=a: [smilie=a: just think-if you are mormon you would have one with that problem all the time [smilie=e: