A little kid walks...

viking

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...into a city bus for a Halloween night and sits
right behind the driver and starts yelling:

''If my dad was a ghost and my mom a ghost,
I'd be a little ghost.''

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid,
who continues with: ''If my dad was an dracula
and my mom a dracula,
I would be a little dracula.''

The kid goes on with a devil, witch, demon until
the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid:

''What if your dad was gay and your mom
was a prostitute?!''

The kid smiles and says:


''I would be a bus driver!''

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