86 Rules of Boozing

[65furyIII]

http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/issues/01-02/01_02_booze_rules.htm

Funny site, I know all about 14 & 15. Not much experience with 16.

[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif][SIZE=+1]14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif][SIZE=+3]15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif][SIZE=+1]16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.[/SIZE][/FONT]​

 

[J.C. Corbett]

83. The clock moves twice as fast from midnight to last call.


Uhhhh, I live in Nevada, where last call is a distant myth.:giggedy:

 

[BootHead]

[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif][SIZE=+1]4. Change your toast at least once a month.[/SIZE][/FONT]
You never know when you might be in an accident. ​

 

[leBaronA38]

*prints out page and puts in "What to do after I'm not a minor" book