Doubleclutch
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Couple is celebrating #40. After lots of drinks and dinner and he decides to ask what he has always wanted to know. " Have you ever been unfaithful? After 40 years I guess I can tell you she replies. How many --just 3 times she replies.
Remember when we first got married and we couldn't pay the house payment? I went to see the banker and we got the extension. Well it saved the house and was a long time ago he replies. What was the second?
Remember when you needed heart surgery and we didn't have the money? Yes,:clap: well I went to see the Doctor and he operated for free. You saved my life!!!but what was the third?
Remember when you ran for president of your Golf Club and you lost by 73 votes???
Remember when we first got married and we couldn't pay the house payment? I went to see the banker and we got the extension. Well it saved the house and was a long time ago he replies. What was the second?
Remember when you needed heart surgery and we didn't have the money? Yes,:clap: well I went to see the Doctor and he operated for free. You saved my life!!!but what was the third?
Remember when you ran for president of your Golf Club and you lost by 73 votes???