3 blondes

[ORVIL]

three blondes were sittin at a table in a bar having a few drinks and shouting "51 days""51 days""51 days"
when a fourth blonde walked in with a cardboard picture and sat with them and they all yelled "51 days" so the bar tender walked over and asked what all the fuss was about, so one of the blondes says "everybody thinks that blondes are so stupid, but we got this 13 piece puzzle and it said 2-4 years but we got it done in 51 days:doh::bwuhaha:

 

[BootHead]

blonde cowboy sittin in the bar slamming shot after shot. old timer sat down beside him and said "hey boy what's up?" "what you celebrating?"

cowboy says" I'm celebrating my first blowjob"

old timer: "fucking great! let me buy you one"

cowboy: "hell, if 15 shots don't get the taste out of my mouth ain't see the need for a 'nother"