1971 Dodge Challenger

[moparnut]

1971 Dodge Challenger - $32,500 - Crystal Lake, IL - THIS HEMI ORANGE CHALLENGER WITH A BUILT 440 ENGINE HAS ABOUT 600HP(14K SPENT ON MOTOR BUILD) ALONG WITH 727 TRANSMISSION,411 GEAR RATIO 8/3/4 REAR END, PAINT IS NEWER ON THE CAR, NICE INTERIOR, NO RUST, CAR HAS BEEN ROTISIREE RESTORED- CAR IS FROM CALIFORNIA, NEVER ANY RUST- NOT PERFECT CONDITION! THIS ONE WONT LAST!CAR IS LOCATED AT OUR DEALERSHIP-CALL US TODAYWE FINANCE/DELIVER AND SHIP WORLDWIDE

Link to ad on Hemmings.com

 

[Dr.Jass]

THIS ONE WONT LAST!

I think when you're paying twice what a car's actually worth, it should last. I think most would agree. Paying too much sucks on its own, but when the car's just going to fall apart and the seller even knows it, that just hurts, man.

They seriously want us to believe $14,000 was spent on the engine and it's got a pair of stock valve covers, obviously-ancient, rusty headers, a carb adapter and a $14 chrome air cleaner? 600HP?! Maybe it's the greatest sleeper ever, but I'd demand a dyno sheet and a timeslip on this one; it should run 10s with a lot of wheelspin or 9s if it hooks. Never mind the awful stripe, the wrong-year grille, the mismatched seats ("Look what I found!" is still echoing around that junkyard), and the fact that it's a 318 car... the engine part of this ad alone is so preposterous as to leave the rest meaningless.

 

[68R/T]

But it's got wheels, stripes, hood scoops and flashy paint..............glitter sells.

 

[69.5CUDA]

32d and "NOT PERFECT CONDITION"...yeah uhh no