1946 Dodge Ram

[moparnut]

1946 Dodge Ram - Inquire - St Louis, MO - RC INVESTMENT LISTINGS LLC is proud to offer you this stunning performance truck finished in Silver and Blue. The WC(Weapons Carrier) truck has been carefully modified and exhibits an aggressive look either at a stand still or in movement. Enjoy this beastly 440 Mopar motor pumping out 450 horsepower. The transmission chosen to drive the belly of the beast it a 727. The 850 Demeon Carburetor induces the air to gas mix like no other. The ride is pleasant as Shockwave Air Ride Suspension has been chosen to lift the belly of the beast off the ground. The aggressive 18 inch rear tires can light up in an instance with its Moser rear end with 355 gears at work. Enjoy this drive and show truck all year and remember it's Mopar or NoCar. As always than you for viewing our pictures and please feel free to contact us for any additional information.


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[Dr.Jass]

"OK, guys, we're starting with a pretty ugly truck here. Ideas?"
"We could make it uglier."
"How?!"
"Well, first we two-tone it. Use eye-catching colors, but completely fuck up the scheme... maybe a 'light down low' look."
"I'm listening..."
"Then we slam it so low it looks like the body is resting on the ground and there's not actually a chassis."
"Good, but there's gotta be more."
"Ass-fucking ugly billet wheels? Hell... slather it in billet aluminum. That shit was tired 20 years ago!"
"Yes! And keep the frog headlamps. Oh, hey, see if you can't do something about fucking up the dash, too."
"Well, I mentioned billet..."
"No, no. Get some gauges that totally clash with the theme of the truck, and make sure their placement in the dash is both strange, and unevenly spaced. Countersink the little ones, but just french the speedo and tach. While you're doing that, I'll get to work on some door panels that have some theme to them that doesn't appear anywhere else on the truck... maybe a sideways Starfleet uniform logo."
"I'm on it... already on the phone to Lokar for one of those stupid automatic-trans shifters they sell for 5 times what they're actually worth."
"Don't forget to leave some inexplicable unused holes in the dash, and make the fuel filler impossible to reach without spilling corrosive fuel on the fancy paint!"

And there you have it. That third brake light and the lack of armrests on the doors are huge failures too.

 

[68R/T]

Such a waste of a beautiful paint color.