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A girl asks her boyfriendto come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such abig event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she wouldlike to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic,but he has never had sex before, so...

After 80 + years in the industry Mickey Rooney is gone at the age of 93. RIP to one of the Greats. :(

Shirley Temple Black(85) and Sid Caesar (91). RIP.

Today would have been my Grand Daughter Adelle's 1st Birthday. She unfortunately had a little over 13 hour's with her parents.

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised,answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs. In her 20s, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging...

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolonglife. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it...Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speedingup heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car bydriving faster...

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 --- A lady about 8 months pregnant got on abus. She noticed the man opposite her wassmiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the man's smile turned into agrin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth...

The train was quitecrowded, and a U.S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but theonly seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in...

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Here is a pic of my new baby. Went to safety it today and it needs a drivers front wheel bearing. Dealer quoted $600 for the bearing assembly and $ 200 and something labour plus 13% taxes. I ordered the hub assembly, 16 NGK platinum plugs and the drivers front universal from Rock Auto for $261...

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Just bought a 2007 Dodge Ram 1500 Mega Cab with the 5.7 in it. Truck only has 88.5k KMS. I found that my 2000 1500 extend cab just was a little too tight for any more than 2 people going camping for any lenghth of time and comfort for anyone going with us was a little snug on legroom and I...

At 11:39 am est my daughter in law gave birth to a healthy 9# 4 oz baby boy. Proud 2 yr old baby sister couldn't wait to hold him and give him a big kiss. Second grandchild for my wife and I and 12th for her parents. :dance:

Probably mostly known in Canada but also to most that watch the NHL, Stompin Tom passed away today at 77. Resto will probably remember him well for his East Coast brand of music.:(

This nut is either very brave or very stupid. http://video.ca.msn.com/watch/video/brave-squirrel-challenges-eagle/1glftu6ml?from=en-ca-hpquad

With the Holidays upon us, I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving. As you may know, some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends. Well, two days...

Very disturbing about Newtown, Conneticut. So many innocent kindergarten kids killed for what? It's very saddening that people go out and do mass murders like this. Unbelievable!!!!!!! :(

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 KPH. Says he to himself: "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there...

A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up four cans and took them to the check out counter. The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the...

Sad day in our household. Had to put our oldest Golden Retreiver down today. He has had hip displysia in both rear hips for quite a few years and recently had somehow injured his right front shoulder which we had just got him on medication for inflamation. Last night when the wife got home from...