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Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented. The first blonde, an American, said "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey." St...

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight, starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her "Pussycat." The...

I'm not a football watcher, but are your boys going to win Sunday?

Little Arianna was born January 14 2011 at 9:05 pm eastern time, weighing in at 8# on the nose same as her daddy. Mom and wee one are both doing fine. Gramma is just beamin as this is our first grandchild. :dance:

Happy New Year to all the Nuts. Have fun and be safe. Looking forward to the New Year as my oldest and his girlfriend are due to have a baby very soon in the New Year. This will be our first grandchild. :bravo: :bravo:

Hope all the East Coast Nuts are doing well and all your treasures are safe from the storm you guys are getting. :helpme:

Have a Happy pre-holiday Day youngun's. [smilie=J: :bday: :bravo:

Almost to the next level. Have a Great Day. :bravo: :bday:

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a...

[smilie=J: Happy Birthday MoparLady. Hope you're having a Great One. :bday::felant: :beer:

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said Softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up and I...

First Mom now America's Dad. Tom Bosley, better know as Mr C or Richies' dad passed away today. :(

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi,was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the...

Anyone hear from the good Doc lately. Haven't seen him about for a while. Know he's been going thru a lot as of late. Hope things are going okay for him and his mom. :helpme:

Tony Curtis passed away at age 85 yesterday. Rest in peace.

You have a pm.

Well today is the end of a career for me. After just over 30 years with Xerox as a Service Proffessional I am hanging it up and retiring. Time to move on to the next portion of my life and not be at the beck and call of the Crackberry I've been carrying. No more in the middle of the night...

Bothwell Car Show is this Saturday. Good mix of all brands and a swap meet. Not too far for those from Lower Michigan or SW Ontario. link http://portal.chatham-kent.ca/tourism/ThingstoSee/festivalsevents/Pages/bothwellcarshow.aspx

Hope it is a Great one oh Exalted One where-ever you are. Hope you are doing well. [smilie=J: :bday::calvin::bahh::YYZ:

Hope you have a Great Day. :bday: :calvin: