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Have a Happy and safe Turkey weekend for all the Canadian Nuts. :dance:

My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the...

Hi Dave. What happened to the recent visitors list at the bottom?

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay Of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was Feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him About, 'What time of night...

The Polish Divorce A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect,they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorcewould depend on...

Andy Griffith dead at 86. RIP to a Great one. :(

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond...

Well last week I decided to clean the throttle body on my 5.2 2000 Ram 1500. While I had it off I decide to look inside the keg and much to my dismay was a small pool of oil in the rear passenger side. Time for a kegger rebuild, so I ordered up the Hughe's Engines rebuild kit as I did not want...

An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always...

I hate what 9-11 has done to our cross border travel. My father just pasted away and now have to head to Manitoba for his funeral and the driving distance return is over 1000 kms which calculates to about another 11 -12 hours of road time if all the weather conditions are okay. I have a passport...

A BLONDE JOKE THAT YOU'VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!' The shopkeeper replied with a sly...

I need help to try to identify the vehicle model that these headers fit. The manufacturer is supposed to be J R Headers but I can't find anything to help. They will fit a small block Mopar but do not fit the 74 Charger that my son had got them for. There is a stamp mark on the flange that has...

Thought I would start something new. Here is my current Daily Rides. Car is a 2008 Dodge Avenger, 2.7l v6 sunroof,pwr drivers seat, heated driver and passenger seats, climate control,evic computer, heated pwr mirrors, 17" 215/r65factory alloy rims, cruise tilt telescopic steering and only had...

All of SW Ontario is under a Tornado Watch. From the tip of the Bruce Penisula to Windsor and Points east. These are all coming thru Michigan. :( :helpme:

Moparfest is next weekend. August 20 and 21 2011. I will be there on the 20th weather permitting. :giggedy:

http://www.youtube.com/nelsonfolk#p/c/B1FF91E7A5C01410 Hope you enjoy this one Cow. Tim Horton's AnthemThis is so funny.... if you don't understand all the words, check the lyrics! See below: Tim Horton's Anthem - should be played in all their coffee shops! This father and son...

Hope you have a Great Day. :xl: :bday:

Hope you have a Great Day Dave and many more. [smilie=J: :felant: :bday: :beer:

Heres a link to a Scary Road currently in North Dakota. Not so bad when there is road markers, but................. [smilie=2: [URL]http://video.ca.msn.com/watch/video/driving-on-a-flooded-highway/1gllesdj8[/URL]

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain -...