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This is so good. It's rather long, but well worth the read....... :2thumbs: British news paper salutes Canada . . . this is a good read. It is funny how it took someone in England to put it into words... Sunday Telegraph Article From today's UK wires: Salute to a brave and modest nation -...

A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you had best put your affairs in order.' The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. 'Well...

Happy Freakin' Birthday, eh??? :bday: :bravo: :bravo: :bravo: :bravo: Enjoy your day! :xl:

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene...

FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE...... Out of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best! Football FINALLY makes sense.......... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the...

Cat Lover or Not, this is Hysterical! We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one: Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying. On one recent occasion, I...

.......we got TWO frikkin' kids! Brother and sister, kids of a good friend of mine and former co-worker. Dressed as Hannah Montana, and the creepy guy from the Scream movies. Well.........we have LOTS of candy leftover! (always look for the plusses...) :shifty:

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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2.Preliminary 3.Proliferation 4.Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1.Specificity 2.Anti-constitutionalistically 3.Passive-aggressive disorder 4.Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN...

A married couple, in their early 60's, was celebrating their 44th wedding anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on their table. She said: 'For being such an exemplary married couple and especially at this time, I will grant you each a...

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio...

One day, a chicken farmer went to a local bar ... sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" "What a coincidence", the farmer says. "This is a special day for me. I am celebrating" "This is a...

I've added a signature pic...... [smilie=::

.....the '68 Satellite that will be receiving the Moparfest crate motor has arrived. A few pics, as Mike gets started: The old 318, some shots of the interior and trunk (and I have no idea if that mileage is correct), and the last one.....some arse! :bwuhaha::bwuhaha: All in all, it's a...

......it's been relisted! Good news. You've got another chance to win item Plymouth Hi Lynda, Your watched item has been relisted. Don't let it slip away this time. PlymouthCurrent price:US $1,000.00 End time:31-Oct-08 00:43:46 EDTGo to My eBay | View all watched items Don't let it get away

Estate Planning Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he...

.......Waterford Pumpkinfest car show this Sunday? We have a huge gang travelling up together (not all Mopars), so we are hoping the weather cooperates. So far, forecast sounds iffy.......40% chance showers, high of 14, according to CHCH this morning. It's only Wednesday, that could change (for...

........of the year!!

Friends of ours dropped by today with their newly acquired toy. A '70 Dart Swinger, purchased 3 wks. ago just over the border in Michigan. Dan sold his '68 RR project a month or so ago, not really expecting to, and got some good change for it, then found this car, and got a disgusting deal. Why...

Obviously, you know I'M not a newbee, but I want you all to say howdy to my friend, Moparmisty, from the Nickle City, Sudsbury, ON. I know there's not a chance that she's up at this tender hour of the morning, and she's probably planning to introduce herself, but I beat her to it! Gotta love...