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On a flight getting ready to depart for Detroit... Jack was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear. "What's the matter?" Jack asked. "I've been transferred to Detroit, there's crazy people there. They've...

Do you know why it's so cold?? Because almost every White person for 200+ years said. " It will be a cold day in Hell, before a black man becomes President." Enjoy the weather. :bwuhaha:

RECYCLED PARROT.. A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. 'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, 'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used...

A Newfie was stopped by a game warden recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man,'Do you have a license to catch those fish?' 'Naw, sir', replied the Newfie. 'I ain't got none of dem dere licenses. I don't need...

This one damned near made me fall off my chair........ The Black Bra I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged,one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black...

Flat Tire by A Blonde Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear Of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so...

THE BLONDE WHO MARRIED A CATHOLIC On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch. When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to...

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Hey Guys Wanna freeze your nuts off!!!! Check below.... This looks like a great product....... http://www.loctitefreezeandrelease.com/

Happy Birthday 71Dusterman! Enjoy your day.... :bravo:

This is the best explanation I've heard. Not sure what it says about me to have to have a Forrest Gump explanation to understand this mess… Mortgage Backed Securities are like boxes of chocolates. Criminals on Wall Street stole a few chocolates from the boxes and replaced them with...

THE VIBRATOR >> >> As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom >> door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from >> within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter >> with a vibrator. >> >> Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you >> doing?' >> >> The daughter replied...

A very, Merry one to ALL of my Nutty friends! Wishing you good health and happiness for the coming year. :bravo: :bravo:

1: I prefer breasts to legs. 2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3: Smother the butter all over the breasts. 4: If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5: I've never seen a better spread! 6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change. 7: Are you ready for...

My friend sent me this pic today........it's on the Moparfest website! (In the 2008 photos section). Further proof of how much attention the engine gathers. Mike couldn't get away from the car for 2 1/2 hrs. Saturday morning, after we arrived. He is in the red shirt, black hat standing behind...

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.The teacher said,"Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar...

We have been collecting the Hallmark automotive ornaments for quite a few years now, the Hemi Cuda was our first (naturally). The only hemi we'll ever be able to afford! LOL.... Then we added the Little Red Express and the '57 Dodge Sweptline. After that came all the "off" brands. The pentastar...

A Touching Home Depot Story Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Joan to Home Depot. At Home Depot, Joan saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt, (the manager) to finish waiting on a customer. When Walt was finished, Joan...

Jeff Dunham does it again! :bwuhaha: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wskT6YfVB6E

In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader called Abraham of Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot of Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she had been called 'Amazon Dot Com'. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, 'Why dost...