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Gotta Love Them Newfoundlanders. The owner of a golf course in Newfoundland was confused about > paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some > Mathematical help. > He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from The > University of Newfoundland and I need some...

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it...

When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital: The Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot...

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I just posted about COATES ENGINES and the thread screwed up. what gives i have to scroll sideways half a mile and still don,t get it. what gives --help.

Earthquake In MexicoA big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is...

when i asked about doing the stock thing the majority wanted me to let them know if there was anything going on.so here it is ---UCOI- UNICO- its a mining co. with great things happening altho it is a OTC- it is coming on strong. gone up 4 points in 5 days. for some it has doubled. want to know...

Four friends go hunting bear up in Canada in big, black bear country. Three of them are pretty experienced and one is a real newbie, but really keen to bag a bear. All the way up in the car, and then the bush plane he can’t stop talking about how he’s going to bag a bear. They all get to camp...

Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you...

"Walking" A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles per gallon. :bwuhaha::bwuhaha:

BUT we finally got Beeper .... wool she love me again he asks? are the onlookers jealous? Beeper maybe your the real wolfman - jack!!!!:bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha:

the rain is coming down hard out here. the sky is black--black and it,s only 7:45 pm.. lightning is so fast i dont need hydro. wind is bad. getting real cool to. i am sharing this cause i know our members in COL. had snow in the mountains and flooding in IND and WIS. and MISS. haven,t seen rain...

Deco Rides Terry Cook, President PO Drawer G 14 Schooley's Mt. Rd. Long Valley, NJ 07853 908 876-9100 fax 908 876-1692 Project Passion Fine arts painting by Nicola Wood The Figoni & Falaschi Delahaye DELAHAYE U.S.A. and the "SHAH OF NJ" BUGATTI Since its inception circa 1994, DECO...

does anyone have more links to more resto-rods? and look for Mopars to . it does not matter to me as long they are of the Big 3---TIA:huh:

OK-- PICTURE THIS-- XL - comes over and says want to go for a ride? OK..I take my coffee and get in. he fires it up. this car takes me back - waaay back to POWER.RAW unadultrated POWER... he puts it in drive and says hold on. he gives it a Burp and the coffee spills on my jeans. so he says-...

An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing...

three blondes were sittin at a table in a bar having a few drinks and shouting "51 days""51 days""51 days" when a fourth blonde walked in with a cardboard picture and sat with them and they all yelled "51 days" so the bar tender walked over and asked what all the fuss was about, so one of the...

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it...

:):)GOOOOOOD MOOORRRNING MOOOPARS:):)--- coffee is on lets get up and at it. this is your day :) ..... this day was made for you.:)...this is a day to prosper:)it,s MONDAY the beginning of a new week and new adventures.. THIS IS YOUR DAY-------------TO BE AND DO WANT YOU WERE MADE TO DO--- AND...

HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of...