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Donald Rumsfeld was giving the President’s staff his daily briefing. He concluded by saying, "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the only blond in the room exclaimed. "That's terrible!" The staff sat stunned at this display of emotions, nervously watching as she sat, head in...

Dr Jass?..........shaddup beeper! Did he move to the south permanently?.:hmmm:

For a 68-69 B-Body 2dr...........Soon.

Only Marylanders Would Understand.... The day after his wife disappeared in a boating accident, an Ocean City man answered his door to find two grim-faced Maryland State Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Rice, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper. "Tell me! Did you find...

How Many? 69 Hemi Roadrunner drop tops were made?. There's more to this tale that started at 7 AM today..... [smilie=b:

To take your guns, so smile. Store guns in central depot mayor: No reason to have a firearm at home, Miller says James Cowan National Post Tuesday, August 16, 2005 Gun owners in Toronto may soon be prohibited from keeping their firearms at home even if they are properly licensed and...

Wilhiam Wagenhoss The phone rang as I was settling down to my anticipated evening meal, and as I answered it I was greeted with, "Is this Wilhiam Wagenhoss?" This didn't sound anything like my name, so I asked, "Who is calling?" The telemarketer said he was with The Rubberband-Powered Freezer...

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I need a good 71 shark tooth grille. Please! Thanks for the add space XL.

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So smart they can get 2 cars to Mars but have one up on blocks!! [smilie=e: Courtesy of Larry the cable guys newest CD.

Subject: The heaviest chemical element yet known to science They have finally found the element that makes bureaucracies so frustrating. Governmentium: A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new...

In Blow to Canada's Health System, Quebec Law Is Voided By CLIFFORD KRAUSS Published: June 10, 2005 TORONTO, June 9 - The Supreme Court on Thursday struck down a Quebec law banning private medical insurance in a decision that represents an acute blow to the publicly financed...

Carter Thermoquad # on top says 6-2124. Anyone know what CFM this is?.

Challenger?. http://www.autonews.com/news.cms?newsId=12452

A recent survey was conducted as to why men like blow jobs: 10% like the feeling, 12% like the dominance and 78% like the silence!

To: undisclosed-recipients:; I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me your chain letters over the past two years Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. Because of your concern.. I no longer can drink Coca Cola because it can remove...

The high school coaches in Boise, Idaho went to a coaches' retreat. To save money they had to room together. No one wanted to room with Coach Daryl because he snored so bad. They decide it's not fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they vote to take turns. The first coach...

Subject: FW: Chuckles You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." A lady...

Friggin buildings locked down right now, they fired one of the night workers in our print shop this morning and the guy went off on his managers, pushed a couple people around even after the cops got here!. Anyone else ever have this sh!t happen at their work?.