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Take him to the saw mill and put him in the planer... MMMEEEEEEOOOOOWWWW

gets pulled over for speeding. The officer asks her for all the important information and walks back to the squad car. After a while he returns to her car and said " I'm sorry ma'am, But I am going to have to give you a ticket." She responds, " Is this for the Policeman's Ball?" He responds...

Lived fairly close to one another. The Russian was a cattle farmer and the Polack raised wolves. One day the Russian went over to talk to the Polack. He said, Hey Polack, You raise wolves? To which the Polack replied, Well yes I do, Why? Well, because I think I have one of your wolves in one...

Hi... I'm CMF. Short for closet mopar fan. I currently own GM's But ran mopars for most of my younger years. I would like to thank the accademy... ooops wrong speech.. [smilie=e: Gotta go but looking forward to talking to the n u t s .