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You got a ski on the front end of that new Beemer yet?

http://videos.komando.com/2008/10/20/hallowindow/ This is well done. :xl:

& Law of Gravity Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. & Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. & Law of Random Numbers If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone...

Iisac Hayes past on Sunday. Died at his treadmill. Age 65.:(

Anyone hear from Gomo lately. Seems to have been missing for a while. Hope all is okay for Paul. :huh:

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Happy Canada Day fellow Canuckians. [smilie=J: :bravo:

Friday night June 20th they close down the main streets for the annual car show. Usually 200+ cars show up.Strathroy is known for raising turkeys thru Cuddy Farms which is a very large operation. Wecome to anyone that can make it. http://www.turkeyfest.ca/

The real Ontario Driver's Handbook For anyone who has commuted or even just driven on the 401 through Toronto , the 2008 version of the Ontario Driver's Handbook has been rewritten to include the following guidance: 1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A confident Ontario driver...

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but you can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the...

DIFFERENT WAYS OF LOOKING AT THINGS</B> (or the uncertainty of the English language)</U></B Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?</B> "Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was...

Have a good one. :xl::bravo:

Beware. Heard on the radio yesturday that in L.A. the new fad is to slip under Trucks and SUV's and either unbolt or saw off the cataletic convertors and take them to the local scrap dealers and get $200 a pop for them. L.A. alone last year lost 4000 to these fiends. Replacement of these can run...

1.. My wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought she was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 5.. I...

Good : Your wife is pregnant. Bad : It's triplets. Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago. Good : Your wife's not talking to you Bad : She wants a divorce. Ugly : She's a lawyer. Good : Your son is finally maturing. Bad : He's involved with the women next door. Ugly ...

Anyone hear from Orv and how he is? :huh: Hope all is well for him. :helpme:

AnOfficerʼsLife o You wonder why he pulled you over and gave you a ticket for speeding... He just worked an accident where people died because they were going to fast. o You wonder why that cop was so mean, He just got done working a case where a drunk driver killed a kid. o You work for 8...

It was a small town and the policeman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car yard, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it? "Heavens no, we bought it." "Then why...

Have a good one youngster. At least you picked a good day to be born. :toot:

Happy Birthday. :bday: :xl::bravo::bday: