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A couple are having dinner, when she asks the server where the bathroom is. He says, "behind you and to the right, and by the way it has a magic mirror on the door. Just say, mirror, mirror, on the door... and then ask whatever you want." So she goes to the bathroom and says, "mirror, mirror...

In an interview about his failed marriage, Sir Paul McCartney was asked if he would ever go down on one knee again ............ In response he said, ''I'd prefer it if you called her Heather.'':bwuhaha:

Unfortunate Website NamesAll of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear .... and be misread. These are not made up. Check them out yourself! 1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that...

CANADA should borrow the system -- it,s fool proof.....it,s not tuff for me... i like it. easy to use and the kids can use it after we are done with it. talk about recycling-----or is that when you get off your bike and get back on again - recycling..... anyway i like the new vote...

cause his mom liked slippers to...platapuses are harder to wear - but he,s a man:doh::bwuhaha::bwuhaha:

THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! This is one of the best comeback lines...

From larry the cable guy ; How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? OK, so what's the speed of dark? What happens if you get scared half to death, twice? Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. :bwuhaha:

I can remember going to the park with my wife and playing on the swings when we first got married... now i am playing on mood swings:wtf::huh::bwuhaha:

---my mail:bwuhaha:

At least he got the right leg!!!if there were 2 - the poor bugger wouldn,t have a leg to stand on[smilie=2:[B] [/B]

i didn,t see a thing:bwuhaha:

:bwuhaha: The Difference Between Men & WomenYep, this about sums it up...:bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: ORVIL

ANYONE KNOW--- WE MISS THE JAZZ MAN----:clap:

Families getting bigger.......:bwuhaha:

he hasn,t been around for a week... wonder if he ok... liked haveing him on-line--- anyone know let us know please... ORVIL[smilie=::

ƒA�[ƒgƒgƒ‰ƒbƒNŽB‰e‰ï�@•Ÿ‰ªŒ§�@šF–›‰ï---- :toot: What i call Japenese Frieghtliners-hope you enjoy---ORVIL:giggedy: :bravo: Now this is CHROME CITY--- and we thot doing cars cost alot.. this is BIG dollars. just thot i would share some intellect:bwuhaha: ORVIL , . , . , . . . . . . . ...

i couldn,t resist-ORVIL:bwuhaha:

I was just thinkin -- if i was a battery i could be alive or dead... :bwuhaha: :bwuhaha: --- there are times i shouldn,t think eh?:bwuhaha: --ORVIL

How old do you feel now?Eddie Haskell, Beaver Cleaver & Wally Cleaver