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A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlvsGhzKR_c ---- DID Pigpen leave his drag truck on the road again....???? :bwuhaha::bwuhaha:not much left --flatter than an American Quarter----[smilie=2::doh:

A teacher teaching a class on evolution, got this from one of the studients, First it was a fish, swimming in the sea Then it was a monkey, swinging on a tree Now its my teacher with a PHD ... Anyone can tell you how many seeds are in an apple Only God can tell you how many apples are in a...

:naughty:To Kill an American You may have missed this in the rush of news, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper, an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American. So an Australian dentist wrote an editorial the following day...

YUP - got to go see the I doctor tomorrow.. i have a stie in my eye.. but this one is in behind. now how does that happen? i pulled the bottom lid down and i can see it. it,s big. about the size of 1/4 pencil eraser... hurts? you bet pushes on my eye and makes me look all over in different...

yup not feeling well - NO JOKE HERE--- has a temp of 102-105degrees... RESTO,S wife is a nurse and she is down at the shop looking after the bussiness end of things.......she just wont tell me what is wrong.. but he is sick. the guys also told me. prolly swarn to secrecy. they,ll do that you...

this was the prototype for the cans that are now on the Ricers. or was it the new jet propulsion thing that Toyota was talking about until Gore entered the picture.or was this XL trying out a new track:toot:? --or none of the above:bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha:

is this guy proud or what? :bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bravo:

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car, the driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had...

:bwuhaha:A young farm lad from northern Alabama goes off to college, but about 1/3 of the way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the money his parents gave him. Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy. "Dad," he says, "you won't believe the wonders that modern...

hey check out polands new airplane

yup BOOTS had to pan for this pic:bwuhaha: HEY BOOTS when are ya gonna shave?:bwuhaha:

CALL ME ASAP----ORVIL--- YOU MUST BE IN THE SHOP BUT CAN,T HEAR THE PHONE... GET A QUIETER SHOP---HAHAHAHAHA

I went to the Cashew factory last night. It was nuts! Mahatma Gandhi, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him...A super...

The friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went...

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice...

."I Had A Fight Today" I've had a REALLY bad day! I rear-ended a car today. I tell you, It was a REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD DAY! The driver got out of the other car and he was a DWARF! He looked up at me and said, "I am NOT Happy!" So I said, "Well then, which one ARE you?" That's how the...

I'm having a great day, see.:bwuhaha:no sleep and more meds:giggedy:

went out with a girl once who had a lazy eye. ....relationship didn,t work out cause she seeing someone on the side:bwuhaha:

wouldn,t it be nice to be in a Cannon Ball Run? i think it would be a wild deal. i know it,s alot of work but to be there and in it would make a nice memory:giggedy: