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By Stone Martindale Oct 28, 2007, 5:45 GMT An Edinburgh man who admitted having sex with a bicycle in a Scottish hotel has been placed on the sex offenders' register for breach of the peace. Robert Stewart admitted to the crime Friday in Ayr Sheriff Court and is to be sentenced next month...

THE TURKEY SHOT OUT OF THE OVEN The turkey shot out of the oven and rocketed into the air, it knocked every plate off the table and partly demolished a chair. It ricocheted into a corner and burst with a deafening boom, then splattered all over the kitchen, completely obscuring the...

[smilie=f:San Francisco - A US couple received an unexpected surprise when a cow fell 60 metres off a cliff and landed on the hood of the minivan they were driving in Washington state, reported local media Tuesday. 'It was just 'bam' - you just saw something come down and hit the hood,' driver...

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This has to rank among the wackiest event to ever have originated in a bar. Moon Amtrak draws hundreds people to a chain link fence between the Mugs Away Saloon and the railroad tracks on the second Saturday in July. Otherwise respectable people then do something they normally wouldn't dream of...

For those who didn't think it could EVER get any sillier out there, Time magazine reports that a radical vegan group is trying to stop people from eating honey because, they say, honey production uses the labor of oppressed worker bees. From => NY Post 8-Jul-------------can,t these...

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Golf at Christmas: Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument, go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in and said...

When PiGGY was born he did'nt get a birth certificate. All his mother got was an apology letter from Durex.:bwuhaha:

I,M taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I dont know if i,m coming or going:bwuhaha:

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MOPPARgrande----where is he ? how is his lady did she make it back safley? she should be home by now......... hope everything is ok... anybody know where he is ??:huh:

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i,m listening to the radio and the dj says--- when you hear the headless horseman phone in.... this promo has been going on for 2 days.... and no-one has phoned in:bwuhaha::doh::doh::bwuhaha:

Out of the mouths of babes... > > Little Zachary was doing very badly in > math. His parents had tried everything... Tutors, > Mentors, flash cards, Special learning centers. In > short, everything they could think of to help his > math. > > Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took >...

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money...

Three women and three men are traveling by train to the Super Bowl. At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket. "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the men. "Watch and learn," answers one of the...