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Happy Birthday to my fellow April 4ther!! Cheers!!:bravo::bravo:

Can you get pregnant from anal sex? If so, is it considered a crack baby, a little shit, or will it just grow up to be an asshole? A friend texted me that this morning and I thought it was kinda funny. :D

Finally got some more ink! Bout damn time!! I'm an Aries so I wanted a rams head and I did NOT want it to look like the Dodge logo! :D I only paid $100 for it and the artist that did it told me that usually this would be about a $350+ piece. Can't beat that but I got the "friends of the Family"...

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... ------------ --------- --- ------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---- My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming...

Damnit! the WMV link won't work. :doubt: Nevermind then. :(

I say we make this dude our mascot :p http://www.illwillpress.com/door22.html I love his rants! :D

Vids coming soon! ;) Got a couple vids of me jammin on my guitar to old Metallica and Pantera songs. Just got to get the vids uploaded to YouTube and link them here. Being that I have to use friends computers, sadly I can not put them up right now....but soon!!! :fishy:

Ok long story short. Girlfriend is out of town so I am house sitting. I took her moms laptop with wireless connection to my house litterally across the street for the week. Connection strength was "Very Low" but still worked. Anyhoo tonight I was online with 69.5 and decided to go back to my...

'nuff said! ;):bravo::quaff:

I put this here because I thought it was funny as hell... (source IMDB.com) David Hasselhoff: Played Michael Knight on "Knight Rider" (1982). His ex-wife, Catherine Hickland, is currently married to Michael E. Knight. What are the odds?! :bwuhaha::bwuhaha:

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She asked my sister to run to the store to get something for her that she had forgotten to bring with her. When my sister left, my mom took...

Anyone else watching this show?? Holy crap is it GOOD!!! Can't believe what they tried to do to Opie and what actually happened although I saw something coming that wouldn't be good. Watching the season finale now. I'm just waiting for something BIG to go down between Jax and Cole if not the...

My buddys band Badside opened for Loverboy this past Thursday. Initially I wasn't that excited as I'm not a real huge fan but just the chance to be on stage as my buddys Guitar Tech/ Stage Crew....basically I was a roadie! :bwuhaha: We got to hang with the band before and after the show and with...

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife > 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would > take a few inches off of your butt!' > > His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a > comment go un-rewarded. > >...

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the following note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's...

Wanted to cook up some chicken the other night and didn't want boring plain chicken as I had no barbecue sauce. I'm not a great chef by any means, I just take a little this and a little of that and see how it comes out. This was DELICIOUS!!! Preheat oven to 350 Get a big baking pan and put in...

Ok this KID is only 20 years old and he just got back from Iraq. He was Army Infantry and has some stories that even my dad, who is a 'nam Vet won't even tell!! This kid needs serious help and I have exhausted all options short of dragging his ass to a V.A. hospital. This kid is full of anger...

Some of you may remember the thread with the MONSTER Hemi going into a 70's 'Cuda. I believe it was 9.0 or above with loads of ponies! Need help finding that article for a friend. Thanks in advance. :cool:

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a spot on their foreheads. We have always naively thought that it had something to do with their Religion. The Indian Embassy in Washington, DC has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On...