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2 queers are talking- and 1 says he,s on the patch. the other says good for you -where? on my pecker he says. really ? wow - does it work? well yes it does . -- i,ve only had 2 butts...........:bwuhaha::bwuhaha:

HOME FOR THE WEEKEND -- JUST GOT IN - WILL get back to all -- wife comes first havee to have a coffe then you can ask all you want---- ya right:bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha::bwuhaha:just out for the weekend then back at -- had chemo 2 hours ago feelin fine to wine anddine. so she...

ARAB is in prison with an Isreali and an Iranian.they arein prison and trying to figure a way to get out .and they all agree that the wall behind them is not that high - but how do they do it. they are taken outside and lined up. when asked if they want to be blindfolded they look at each other...

i GO FOR MY FIRST HITS on Friday. i take chemo in the morning . i take a blood test at 9 our time and then chemo at 11 and radiation at 3. so i should feel like driving home tomorrow.it,s a 60 mile trip- then it all starts Monday. i will take radiation 5 days a week and chemo once a week. it...

This is priceless - THE JOB - URINE TEST Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What...

Greetings to you, My name is mr peters brown, the General Consultant of SPARTA LOAN FIRM.I have been ordered by my directors to inform the general public that we now give out loan at a very low interest rate. The rate is as low as 2% Name: Mr Peters Brown Email:petersbrowninvestment07@gmail.com...

History Lesson Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly...

ok -- well that went off like a rocket with no fuel. .. i thot it was a 5 star and found out it was the hospital. -- so -this is waht happens . when you smoke. LIFE LESSON # 78362--- QUIT REAL FAST OR DIE. --- yup.. so the knock me out and take a piece and send it to the guys who look at...

went to the DR yesterdayand got some more test results. ---- tomorrow i go for a biopsy of the throat. they found a small bump that is scratchy in the back of my throat. so tomorrow they dive in and find out what is going on. chances are that i will need RADIATION . but i will only know that...

PIZZA- so they said over the phone -- we have a 12 slice. i said wow would you cut it up in to 4 pieces for me - i couldnt eat that many pieces. they said ok no charge. so i said if i wanted 13 peices then it would cost me more? so i get the 4 pcs. lucky me and i can have it gone in know time...

Cap_volunteers-unsubscribe@falstaff.canadianactionparty.ca _____________________________________________ :doh:something to think about- I really dont get into politics BUT this is real people . this is about as real as YOUR FREEDOM and that is something you want to keep both sises of the...

WE saw one going thru Forest ont. i seen it come up on me real fast when i was pulling out or a driveway. im in front and then he is there in the rear veiw and all i see are head lights and grill. the car is lime green with black stripes and graphics. and can it move. passed me ,like i was...

yup. i did. i am new meds and tried the whole thing. i felt so good i went out boosted the tractor and plowed out the drive and a friend down the street. i was out there for about 2 hours doing that and then walking around a little more. came back in read the paper and crashed for 2 hours. and...

HOTDOG YOU FARMER how many cakes have you had already. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.... how is that 32 coming along? hope to see some pictures soon. so your going to be 7 eh? will your dad let you ride the cows yet? all this in fun. glad your doing ok. say a few words then sit down k...

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Trevor the farmer was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets' and eight or ten roosters whose job was to fertilise the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That...

it,s Saturday and at 8:20 in the morning it is 30- degrees out side . it,s so cold out that my dog is wearing a fur coat.all the birds have flocked off, and saw a bus boosting a volkswagon or you could put that another way -- a greyhound jump starting a rabbitt.. when my kids were smaller i...

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total", says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also...