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YOU GOTTA LOVE A GOOD NURSE A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery and the...

>Do you know why.....? > >When a woman wears a leather dress, > >A man's heart beats quicker, > >And his throat gets dry, > >He goes weak in the knees, > >And he begins to think irrationally. > > > >Ever wonder why? > > > > > > > > > > >It's because she smells like a new truck. :bwuhaha...

[COLOR=blue]This is so friggin' right on......and I don't know about the rest of you, but I am scared. [smilie=2:[/COLOR] This actually makes sense! > Our government in a NUT shell: > > To the Editor: > Let me see if I have this all straight. > The NDP had already hatched a plan for a...

This is neat: (and I have no idea why the video always posts twice!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiyzj80bPEY

A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' He never heard the shot...

Couldn't resist: A young man named John received a parrot as A gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's' mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only...

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'Hunting Flies' he responded. 'Oh! Killing any?' she asked. 'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied. Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell...

Ahem.......with apologies to our East Coast Nuts...... [smilie=f: [FONT=Tahoma]It seems that Garys father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that day, they'd walk across the lake to the boat club for their first legal[/FONT]drink...

Ahem........with apologies to our US Nuts........ Looking for Work An English doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'" A German doctor says '"That is nothing; we can take a...

> A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a > show in a small town in Essex ... > With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blond > jokes when a blond woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts > shouting:- > > 'I've heard enough...

......if anyone's interested. It's called "Moparlady & Mike's Stuff". And, I see the pics have already started in the rotation. Cool... :clap: Thanks DCF, you're awesome.......:giggedy:

Very cool video! I especially like "Freda"......very "Night Rider"-ish, and Mr. Norm's Super Cuda (I was always more partial to the Cudas). http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2023164/the_dodge_challengers_of_sema_2008/[/URL] :giggedy: :giggedy: :giggedy:

Well, it's going slowly, and now with Mike's back injury, it will be slower yet. He has the old motor out of the car and the crate motor together with all the parts and linkages from the old. Had to swap the water pumps, etc. He did end up grinding off the unneeded motor mount on the left side...

The skinny little Newfie goes into an elevator in Chicago, looks up and sees this monstrous black guy standing next to him. The big black guy sees the little Newfie staring at him. The black guy looks down and says, in a baritone voice: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3...

Had this for dinner tonight, it is so easy and Mike LOVED it! And, I must admit, it was tasty..... 4 boneless pork chops 1 large onion, thinly sliced (I always use Vidalias) 2 tbsp Worchestershire sauce 1 pkg. Stove Top for chicken 1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese Heat large nonstick skillet...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Hope your dog is doing better, and that you can enjoy your special day!! :bday: :bravo: :bravo: Hoist a couple for me today!

The Worlds Shortest Books .... THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY byJane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. Illustrated by Michael Moore ________________________________________ MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER K ATRINA by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton...

Ron's Surgery When Ron first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks, his penis had grown fifty centimetres. Ron became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing, and even walking. So he and...

A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his friend is very well endowed. 'Damn, Bob, you're hung!' Jim exclaims. 'I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it.' says Bob. 'What do you mean?' Jim asked. 'Well, every day for the past two years I've...

Hypnotist at the Senior Center It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed, 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.' The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique...