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What kind of bees make milk? Boobies! :giggedy:

Works great! We made our own water box, no bleach involved, that is all tire! Good thing I'm in the market for new ones. LOL!

Finally found a good deal on a 340 engine for my Duster. The guy we bought it off of didn't know anything about it because he had bought it as a package deal with a car. We tore into it last night not knowing what we were going to find. It came out of a 4 speed '68 Barracuda (or Dart?) the...

Why can't the Easter Bunny make babies? Because he has cotton balls. :xl:

The Heberts were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Hebert kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby...

Went to Mopar Day at Milan Dragway last Saturday and saw this happen. [smilie=2: [url="http://motorcitynationals.com/v-web/gallery/album97"]http://motorcitynationals.com/v-web/gallery/album97[/url] Blown Hemi power, 727 explosion (supposedly), and yes, the guy is okay.

Looking for a useable big block 727 tranmission for our low buck race car. I'm located near Milan, Michigan. email dustrag73@yahoo.com :)

on Saturday the 24th at Milan Dragway. I'm excited, and a little nervous cause I've never been on a track before. With 3.23 gears, street tires, and a rookie driver, I'm not expecting miracles, and really have no idea what she's gonna run. Specs: Smallblock, a 360 bored .030 over. Iron...

Dang, it's so ugly it's cool. :dance: It doesn't have any brakes and I had to steer it backwards down the ramps on the car hauler while my hubby pushed it off. Safety first in our household. :shifty: Back view. Most of the trim and lights are in the trunk. Yeah, the electrical...

We took our Duster and Dart to the Dream Cruise on Friday, just to say we went. It's a 2 1/2 hour drive ONE WAY from our house. Both cars ran great, though. I took a few pictures but it is hard to take pictures while driving, lol...WAY too many new cars in the cruise, new Mustangs, new...

A construction worker comes home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. Incensed, he drags the man out to the garage and puts his johnson in a vise. He secures it and removes the vise handle, then picks up a hacksaw. The man, terrified, screams, "Stop! Stop! You’re not going...

A man is walking on the beach when he trips over a lamp. A few seconds later, a genie pops out and says, "I’m required to grant three wishes, but since you did not treat my lamp with respect, I will give twice what you get to the person you hate most—your boss." The man agrees and makes his...

A truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was a courthouse at the side of the road. Of course, there were always lawyers walking along the road. The truck driver made it a practice to hit any pedestrian lawyers with his truck as he sped by. One day, he spotted a priest...

MOPARS AT THE RED BARNS SATURDAY, JULY 23, 2005 17th Annual All-Mopar car show and swap meet will be held at the Gilmore Car Museum in Hickory Corners, MI. For more info go to http://www.qtm.net/~challenger/ I'll be there with my Duster, stop and say HI. [smilie=::

Yes, I know it's bad. [smilie=e:

I posted this on moparts but forgot to post it here. Please forgive me. [smilie=e: After months of hard work, my husband and I got our '76 Dart Swinger done. We rebuilt the suspension, added a sway bar, changed the rear end to convert the small bolt pattern rims to large, converted the drum...

Went to the Chrysler Museum in Auburn Hills for a show yesterday. I posted some pictures on moparts but wanted to share with you guys, too. Daytona inside the museum: View of the show from the top floor: My favorite line-up, I believe they are all real, not clones: I don't want to...

Since we've put the 360 in the Duster it usually runs about 170 to 180 degrees on the highway at pretty much any speed, and the same when driving around town. But if I sit in traffic for just a few minutes the temp will jump up to 205, and I'm afraid it may keep climbing, especially when it...

A blonde woman having car trouble went into her house to ask her sympathetic husband for help. "Honey," she said, "I'm having trouble with the car again." "Oh, what's wrong with it this time?" he replied. "The fuel tank is is full of water. Can you go siphon it out for me?" she exclaimed...