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Crap. I'm still getting used to driving the old girl with her new engine. So...My husband is riding shotgun and I'm at a red light in town. The two lane road narrows down to one lane right past the light and a guy in an Exploder next to me wants to cut me off so he can get ahead of me. NO WAY...

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? So the sheep won't hear the zipper. How do you get virgin wool? From ugly sheep. Two sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground. Sheep herder 1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump...

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean REALLY big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where...

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead? What can I...

I hate hoax warnings, but this one is important. Please send this to everyone on your e-mail list. If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your butt, DO NOT show him your butt. This is a scam; he only wants to see your butt. I wish I'd...

Three, count em THREE fuel leaks in the past week. A fuel line in the back broke for no particular reason that I could see, and spilled about a gallon of gas all over the driveway (like spilling gold nowadays). Then I was driving it and smelled gas, quickly pulled over and found a pin-hole in a...

A blonde in a classic car is towed into a gas station. The mechanic asks, "What's the problem?" She says, "I don't know, it just conked out." After he works on it a few minutes, it's purring like a kitten. She asks, "What was wrong with it?" The mechanic replies, "No big problem, just crap in...

We yanked the 318 out of the Duster and the 360 my husband and I built is up and running. And it didn't explode! (yet [smilie=e: ) We painted the engine to match the car. It was my idea, I like to color coordinate. I'm such a girl. It's not factory original and I don't care. Anyway, here's...

I see lots of familiar names here from that other mopar site. So this is where the banned members go! I have never been banned from a site (yet) but I did get a post deleted once for stating that I have C cups (and here I was thinking the guys were talking about spray gun cup sizes, silly me)...