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A wee bit old but still funny:giggedy: Subject: GOODTIMES VIRUS -- The Latest (fwd) The latest breaking news on the GOODTIMES virus. It turns out that this so-called hoax virus is very dangerous after all. Goodtimes will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, it will scramble any...

since I've looked at The Onion "I wish they'd have taught us useful things in gym, like sitting at a computer and ordering things," Burnstrom added. :bwuhaha::bwuhaha:

title is good enough. :) It's a common misspelling/pronunciation, you'd think we would have gotten that one figured out by now. It's still funny :bravo: if you must......http://cedarrapids.craigslist.org/pts/890771650.html

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Divorced Barbie Doll One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which...

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A local bakery decided to hire a part-time counter person and ended up with a local co-ed who could work evenings and weekends. She had one eccentric characteristic -- she wore short skirts and no underwear. Needless to say, she was a real beauty and had a figure to die for. The bakery had a...

Maureen O'Murrah had taken a Manhattan taxi home from work, since both of the ladies she usually carpooled with had taken sick. In the confusion of the short-handed office staff, and hurrying downstairs to meet the cab, she had left her purse behind. As the cab pulled up to her apartment...

Well, I put it off so long because it was just too simple :shifty: If you have a cable transmission kick-down and the car it's on has a few miles on it, go out and adjust the dang thing already. on my 91 Dynasty 2.5 with 246K on the bottom end:helpme: and 3 speed auto transaxle (junkyard...

yum yum:giggedy: :villagers: The tomato to other stuff ratio is wayyyy off this time, but it's good and it's all from the garden except for the splash of beer, lime juice, and salt :) 1/4 cup cilantro. chopped 1 baseball sized sweet onion. diced 1 orange colored, not so ripe, tomato. diced 1...

I wanted to share with y'all one of my fav-o-rite wake up tunes but I can't find it anywhere... It's Blackfoot's "Good Morning" no not that one but the flip side of "Fly Away", instrumental with spoken (like a dj) opening: "It's Seven o' nine wipe the sin of your lips time, get out from...

That's an expensive S, what does it signify? http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/DODGE-PLYMOUTH-CHRYSLER-361-383-440-CARTER-FUEL-PUMP_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1742Q2em153Q2el1262QQcategoryZ33555QQihZ020QQitemZ300238392667QQtcZphoto#ebayphotohosting...

I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart. I said to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going'. The young guy says, That's OK. It's a coincidence...

Thanks to Stretch's most informative Ice making tutorial, I decided to try my hand at something a bit more advanced. For one gallon of super nyum nyum you'll need 2 cups good old granulated sugar 2 cups lemon juice concentrate a buncha water and a buncha those frozen water chunks in a sauce...

Don't worry I couldn't afford the opening bid, high bidder is 0 feedback so maybe they'll be open for a cash offer later :huh: I missed one in the early 90s too, a complete rig (60's dodge 4by) and "business" with orders all for $2,500. 160252423508

Tight Skirt, Bus Stop One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was...

http://www.mcpress.com/articles/2008/06/08/latest_news/latenews02.txt bit o' rain out here, Hope everyone stays safe. paper route was a joy:bwuhaha::doh: Going to drive to the shop brb with pictures :doubt: :huh:[smilie=2: ?

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Almost tripped :naughty: I actually opened with "This Flight Tonight" My white bicycle, my white bicycle (comma challenged version):bwuhaha: Riding all around the street Four oclock and theyre all asleep Im not tired and its so late Moving fast everything looks great. My white bicycle, my...

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink, as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, "Do you know her?" "Yes," I sighed. "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she started drinking right after we split...