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Ole, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. His fame grew and soon people from all over the country were coming to him in Minnesota for paintings. One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up to his house in a stretch limo. She asked Ole if he would paint her in the...

Two good ol' boys, Skeeter and Bubba, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Skeeter turns to Bubba and says, "You know, I'm tard of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to that there community college and sign up for some classes." Bubba thinks it's...

Robert was due to inherit a fortune as soon as his father moved on to the other side. Robert decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with so he went to a singles bar and searched until he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away. "Right now, I'm just an ordinary man,” he said, walking...

Every winter I do some work on my Cuda to eventually get it to the point I want it. This winter I am thinking about changing and moving the leaf springs in about 2 to 3 inches so I can get some bigger tires on it. I really need some more traction, so I can really start breaking some parts. Does...

A young woman dressed in shorts had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain. Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse...

How do I post a picture in the Profile?:wtf: Can't seem to get it to load no matter what. Sorry I keep asking all these stupid questions:o . I appreciate your patience with me. I am computer stupid.

An Asian man was trying to exchange some of his yen for US dollars, and > asks the > American bank teller, "Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo > yen > -today I get hunat eighty? > > The bank teller says, "Fluctuations." > > The Asian man says, "Fluc you white guys too!"

Mujibar was trying to get into America legally through >> > > Immigration. >> > > The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the > tests, >> > > except there is one moret. Unless you pass it you cannot enter >> > > America." >> > > >> > > Mujibar said, "I am ready." >> > > >> >...

Why do I get red X's in some of the pictures you guys post? Now I am getting them at the vBGarage all across the top with no pictures at all.

Not sure where I should post these I just went to the Rod Run to the End of the World in Long Beach Washington. So here are a few pictures if they should go somewhere else let me know. The motorcycles I just had to put in thought it was funny the Harley rider and 4 State Troopers behind him...

End of the World here I come.

A senior couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he...

Sept 9 thru 11 is the End of The World Rod Run at Long beach Washington. I am going to load up the Hemi and take her down. She's never been in a trailer before but it is a long winding rough road and the weather is not always good there so want a place to put her in case of rain, also security...

Havent' made any car shows this year because of too much work, but today took the fleet to a show and my Hemi Cuda got best Mopar and my wifes AAR got best 70 Classic Stock. We were suprised and very very pleased. Challenger didn't get anything but I still love her abunch.[smilie=e: