So often you guys have some funny quips and jokes...so lets see them!
Don't mess with seniors... A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easy. So the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.
This is pretty funny! The dude operating the skeleton is pretty good! http://www.youtube.com/user/thecoolhead2007
Truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he says. "I am trying to commit suicide," she says. "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a blowjob." So, she does. After she's finished, the trucker says, "Wow! That's a wasted...
Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son!...
August 15th is the Comedy Central roast of The Hoff!! :D Gee wonder if they have anything to pick on him about..... :hmmm::D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFJE6_EG1vw
...but, it's been so fraggin' hot here in the dairy state that the cows are giving evaporated milk. :doh:
Conjoined twins walk into a pub in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, 'Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers please.' The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while...
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to...
....I'll do my part to contribute a little humor; A SHORT LOVE STORY A man and a woman who had never met before, But who were both married to other people, Found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train... Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over...
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